NOT EVERY COUNTRY SONG IS THE SAME!

Feeling lovey dovey? Listen to: She's Everything by Brad Paisley
Feeling Patriotic? Listen to: Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue by Toby Keith
Going through a break-up? Listen to: Kiss This by Aaron Tippin
Is Life tough? Listen to: If You're Going Through Hell by Rodney Atkins
Wanna have sex? Listen to: Come A Little Closer by Billy Currington
Need a drink? Listen to: It's Five O'Clock Somewhere by Jimmy Buffet and Alan Jackson
Proud of where you come from? Listen To: My Town by Montgomery Gentry
Need Jesus? Listen to: Me and God by Josh Turner
Just got out of jail? Cool! Listen to: Ol Red by Blake Shelton
Feeling nostalgic? Listen to: Tattoos On This Town by Jason Aldean
Don't give a shit? Listen to: Ain't My Day To Care by SheDaisy
Need a life changing realization? Listen to: Wasted by Carrie Underwood
Longing for salty air? Listen to: Toes by Zac Brown Band
Pissed off by a country poser? Listen to: Outlaw You by Shooter Jennings
Did your life just flash before your eyes? Listen to: Halfway to Heaven by Brantley Gilbert
Trying to connivence someone to fall for you? Listen to: You're Gonna Love Me by Chris Young
Feeling guilty? Listen to: Let It Rain by David Nail
Feeling strong? Listen to: Fight Like A Girl by Bombshell
Forever Alone? Listen to: Here's To Finding A Good Man by Jo Dee Messina
Revenge is the best? Listen to: Crazy-Ex Girlfriend by Miranda Lambert
Do you just love life? Listen to: Beautiful Every Time by Lee Brice
Feelin' at home with your roots? Listen to: What Country Is by Luke Bryan
Just want to party? Listen to: Here For The Party by Gretchan Wilson
There's even a song for a Pregnancy Scare. Listen to: Two Pink Lines by Eric Church

Red Solo Cup- Toby Keith

Red Solo Cup,

I lift you up,

Proceed to party!

Yeah if you want to impress me, baby here’s my plan. All you got to do is put a drink in my hand.

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The 5 Types of Country Songs According to TFM

Pretty accurate.

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used2thepain:

“Stupid Boy” - Keith Urban

She never even knew she had a choice and that’s what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she can’t.

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thisiscountrymusic:

Eric Church - Keep On

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indigachristy:

A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. (x)

The giggling in the background completes this.

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She Ain’t Right- Lee Brice

She got her daddy’s tongue and temper
Sometimes her mouth could use a filter
God shook his head the day he built her
Oh, but I bet he smiled.
She loves and lives her life unruly
Tears up that dirt road up in a dualy
Dangerous, absolutely.
And in a little while…
She’ll be roundin’ that corner on three wheels
Ain’t slowin down, yellin “Come on, jump in”
Always up to somethin, crazy got nothin’ on her

Chorus:
She ain’t right, she ain’t right
She ain’t right, but she’s just right for me


She says she wants to meet my momma
I said, I don’t think you oughta
Be like mixin’ oil and water
But by midnight she had
momma on the coffee table dancin’
Comin’ unwound
Good God I swear, can’t take her anywhere
What’s the girl gonna do next

Chorus:
She ain’t right, she ain’t right
She ain’t right, but she’s just right for me

Every once in a while she’ll give me that smile and say, 
I just don’t see somebody like you lovin’ somebody like me
She ain’t right, naw she ain’t right
She ain’t right

She ain’t right, she ain’t right
She’s just right, she’s just right,
She’s just right for me
Mhhmmm she’s just right, she’s just right.
She ain’t right, she’s just right for me.

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usaywahhhh:

Just a kiss on your lips in the moonlight
Just a touch in the fire burning so bright
And I don’t want to mess this thing up
I don’t want to push too far

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"Some believe in destiny, some believe in fate. But I believe that happiness is something we create."

-Sugarland (via justaquotebook)

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nicolrene:

Luke Bryan: Don’t Want This Night to End

You got your hands up
You’re rocking in my truck
You’re singing every song
I’m set on cruise control
I’m slowly losing hold
Of everything I got
You’re looking so damn hot
And I don’t know what road we’re on
Or where we’ve been
From staring at you girl
All I know is I don’t want this night to end

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junkyardgod89:

My Drinkin’ Problem by Hank Williams III
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She said she’s gonna quit me if I didn’t quit the booze,
So I just started drinkin’ more to see if she would really choose.
And I’ll have to hand it to that girl, she meant every breath,
And I’m glad she did ‘cos I was about to drink myself to death.

Because my drinkin’ problem left today,
She packed up all her things and walked away.
Well it looks like off the bottle now is where I’m gonna stay,
Because my drinkin’ problem left today.

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